I found this on another blog. Did some minimal editing to remove a swear.*
Hilarious. And crazily accurate. My aunt has a cat who is like this cat. That cat does a lot of staring, eating plants and regurgitating them, sprinting at light speed out of any room I enter, and hides in dark places and watches people. I’ve never seen her sleep on electronics. And thank Ceiling Cat, that cat never ever brought in dead animals.
“This isn’t a gift. It’s a warning.”
It’s a helpful guide to any cat owner, guaranteed. Good luck staying alive!
I shall close with a favorite LOL of mine.
(Think of it another way. Maybe they want to kill you when you’re vulnerable and naked. I don’t know.)
*There was another caption, saying “Cats. Sneaky ****ers.”