I was in Wal-mart. Mom was driving the cart. Other lady was driving a cart. Both mom and lady were not looking where they were going. The lady was going down the main aisle. Mom was coming out of the chocolate section into the lady’s aisle. I saw that they were in danger of a collision.
So I grabbed mom’s cart. Exclaimed, “Ooh, ooh, accident!”
Mom laughed hysterically.
Lady gave me funny looks.
Curse you, driver’s ed!